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“I’m fed up with theft”
Said the Turkish grilling king
“Let us build a wall!”

But fortunately
Impenetrability
Wasn’t quite achieved

The Phoenix Centre
Crumbling into the ashes
Of Poplar, London

A name full of hope
But an optimistic name
Cannot raise a town

In event of fire
Looks like it’s curtains for me;
Forgot my shovel

“Oi! Speed! – is ‘e pedo?”
“Die pose, de-poise. Sod, I pee!”
“Ed is Poe. Pie dose?”

In Victoria Park
Nothing is considered safe
Best wear a bubble

A new religion
Following this turd’s true path
To enlightenment

(Alternative interpretation)

This dog turd’s a bird!
Could it be more offensive?
Pitbull probably.