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Posts Tagged ‘Phoku’

This phoku wonders what bargaining chips he can offer the seated pregnant woman eating smelly food whilst listening to loud music

Saturday, May 16th, 2009

Bright childish posters
For an immature city
Finger painting next

(click the picture for legible bigger version)

tube friendliness sign

This phoku is facing her nemesis

Friday, May 15th, 2009

All cyclists take heed!
Stairs and lunchtime shopping crowds
Are your enemies

Stairs

This phoku intends to engage fully with this festival season

Monday, May 4th, 2009

Brooding cloud bouncers
Shove the parklife aside
And ransom the sun

fist-shaped cloud

This phoku thinks waiting for food should be added to the geneva convention on torture

Saturday, May 2nd, 2009

The shody service
Allowed more than enough time
To polish this knife

knives

This phoku wants to be on the high seas

Monday, April 27th, 2009

For just a moment
This construction tunnel was
Moby Dick’s ribcage

Construction tunnel

This phoku is possibly the saddest graffiti ever written

Saturday, April 25th, 2009

Drowning your sorrows,
Leaving an etched eulogy
on a pub table

Dad I miss you

This phoku drives a white van

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

‘No parking’, it said.
Putting the van in reverse
soon put paid to that.

Signpost knocked down

This phoku is always getting lost

Tuesday, April 21st, 2009

Sudoku absorbed
The signpost malfunctions.
Manicures on bus?!

Sudoku sign holder

This phoku has just fired its picture editor

Sunday, April 19th, 2009

A visual gaffe -
Our heroic airborne troops
Look like fey models

Parachute regiment story

This phoku can’t seem to find the way in

Friday, April 17th, 2009

Oh, for a language
Where reversed words abounded -
Half as much to learn

Exit sign backwards