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Archive for the ‘In phokus’ Category

This phoku is an unlikely prophet

Friday, April 3rd, 2009

A new religion
Following this turd’s true path
To enlightenment

A dog shit in the shape of a pointing hand

(Alternative interpretation)

This dog turd’s a bird!
Could it be more offensive?
Pitbull probably.

This phoku has trouble distinguishing science from pseudoscience

Friday, September 5th, 2008

Rival conclusions: - Nature sometimes looks designed - God must have willed it

This phoku wishes they’d reverse the charges

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

You call home, overseas But a worry distracts you "Could I get cheaper?"

This phoku is a short-lived thing

Sunday, July 13th, 2008

It's almost as if it's a playground for the eyes... or a treasure hunt

This phoku is glad for what it can get

Thursday, June 19th, 2008

Being told that you can't... an uncanny reminder... that mostly you can't

This phoku is too tired to care

Friday, June 13th, 2008

Would you feel squeamish<br /> Sharing sleep with a stranger<br /> Ortrangely cosy?

This phoku is worried about smudges

Friday, June 6th, 2008

It'll take ages... removing those post-its. Still - ... it's the though that counts

This phoku thrives on activity

Sunday, June 1st, 2008

Secure in its place... but built for speed. The stillness... quickens its decay