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‘No parking’, it said.
Putting the van in reverse
soon put paid to that.

Sudoku absorbed
The signpost malfunctions.
Manicures on bus?!

A visual gaffe -
Our heroic airborne troops
Look like fey models

Oh, for a language
Where reversed words abounded -
Half as much to learn

“I’m fed up with theft”
Said the Turkish grilling king
“Let us build a wall!”

But fortunately
Impenetrability
Wasn’t quite achieved

The Phoenix Centre
Crumbling into the ashes
Of Poplar, London

A name full of hope
But an optimistic name
Cannot raise a town

In event of fire
Looks like it’s curtains for me;
Forgot my shovel

“Oi! Speed! – is ‘e pedo?”
“Die pose, de-poise. Sod, I pee!”
“Ed is Poe. Pie dose?”

Elevator company
Fails on Spielberg connection:
Named the Schindler Group

In Victoria Park
Nothing is considered safe
Best wear a bubble