Archive for the ‘In phokus’ Category

This phoku says you don’t have to be a modernist to take communion, but it helps

Tuesday, May 11th, 2010

Even churches evolve
Naturally selected
From primordial bricks

Organic church facade

This phoku thought leaving a train station would be easy

Sunday, September 20th, 2009

Cluttered disco world
Dance moves painted on the road
Please, where’s the exit?

Round and round

About phoku-ing time

Sunday, September 20th, 2009

A few months ago both my camera and camera phone were stolen/lost/victims of a fluctuation in the rules of physics, and since then I wrote phokus based on old photos of mine, eventually petering out to none at all.

But all that is about to change. I have finally picked up a cable for my new camera phone which means I am now able to actually make use of all the photos I’ve been taking.

So there’ll be lots more phoku-ing around from here on in.

PS – while searching for a flickr photo to illustrate this post I came across this hilarious story. Read it.

This phoku is throwing the baby out with the bathwater

Saturday, July 4th, 2009

Blue tits once nested
Now planning permission saught
For more tidied flats

Canal side dissheveled building

This phoku is fussy

Friday, June 26th, 2009

Meeting agenda:
Accounts. Planning for year ahead.
Colouring in. Nap.

Happy childhood

This phoku is having an epiphany

Monday, June 1st, 2009

Jesus arriving
In a flash of blinding light
On a ferris wheel

ferris wheel and sun

This phoku regrets choosing a profession with such a propensity to lead to bathroom dilemmas

Sunday, May 31st, 2009

A decorator
Wipes his hands first, then relieves
His diarrhea

Handprint toilet

This phoku was looking for the fabled front-door straits

Saturday, May 30th, 2009

The end of the world
For the sailors on this ship
Is hard, clear and cold

Sailing ship model in window

This phoku had such lofty ideals back then

Thursday, May 28th, 2009

‘Art for offices’
A highly damning critique
Of an artist’s work

international art consultants

This phoku has no need for polari and right ear earrings

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009

“You’re drinking Gaymers?”
“Yes. Do you – ahem – drink it?”
“Meet me in the gents”

Gaymers billboard